Fics like Can't We Just Talk?

From an early age, Richie Tozier learned the distinct and quintessential difference between talking his way out of a bind and talking his way through one. If you’re trying to use words to reason, well. Those words will most likely have to make sense. But if you’re talking a blue streak, ain’t no sense required. Just words. And Richie’s had words pouring out of him since the moment his trap flapped open and nonsense came out. It’s worked well for him a good… seventy-five perfect of the time. Well, zero percent if you consider none of his marriages have panned out, but his Initiation Rates are through the roof. Getting a woman, boy howdy, talking will get you there any day. Keeping a woman? That’s where the other twenty-five percent comes in. (Not to mention keeping… anyone else.) -- Richie Tozier goes home, but he still feels like something is missing.

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