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“Myra said she’d believe me if I got a boyfriend. Or a partner, or whatever—whatever the fuck you call it when you’re forty-years-old and you’ve just realized you’re gay. And she won’t go through with the divorce otherwise. She’s—she’s stuck on everything I’m not telling her about Derry.” Richie nods, understanding at least some of it. “So, you want me to play matchmaker? I know a few guys, Eddie, but that’s a pretty small favor to come all the way out to L.A. for.” “No, I want you to listen to me,” Eddie braces for the worst as he says it. “I told her it was you.” “You what?” Richie sputters. ... Richie and Eddie fake date while (unknowingly) in real love.

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