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“Or maybe Lan Qiren knows you want to bother Lan Wangji so he sent a curse to stop you." “Ha ha,” Wei Wuxian mocks, throwing out a weak glare that does no damage, “I don’t want to bother Lan Zhan—" As soon as Wei Wuxian finishes saying Lan Wangji’s name, the same feeling from before overwhelms him. This time, when he finishes coughing up the flower—this one catching terribly in his mouth, the head blooming widely within the confines of his teeth as the stem comes up, making the petals tear as he spits it onto the ground—it’s a flower he recognizes. A pink tulip, mostly intact, and appearing as if it had been plucked from a garden and not yanked from somewhere within Wei Wuxian’s chest. Wei Wuxian flirts with the wrong florist and ends up with a curse that forces to accept more than a few things he's decided to ignore about himself.

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