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Roy Mustang has a lot of problems. Even ignoring the alphabetized list of all the ways Amestris is fucked up (which he has, by the way. It's stashed in his nightstand where he can add to it in the middle of the night) he's still got at least fifteen or sixteen different things to be sad about. Chief among which is that Hawkeye is forcing him to take the week off, and he's bored. His only hope? The fact that Edward Elric has just broken into his house and is asking him for backup on a mission. Edward is many things—too smart for his own good, occasionally patronizing, and just marginally less annoying as an adult than he was as a teenager—but at least he's not boring. Whatever he's got planned, it's got to beat Roy's plan of lying on his floor for the rest of the week, drunk and miserable. Besides, he can handle Edward, right?

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