Fics like the dance floor isn't there no more (but my body's still moving)

The first time Todd walks in on Dirk masturbating, he doesn't even realize what's happening for a minute. Dirk has one knee bent up beneath his covers, hair tousled across the pillow, and his color is high. "Brought you a muffin," Todd says, through a mouthful of bagel. Dirk squeaks. --- Or: five times Todd accidentally catches Dirk masturbating, and one time he doesn't.

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