Fics like WIRED presents: Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions

Eddie: [Peels off the next question] Why did Eddie Kaspbrak delete Twitter? Oh, man. Richie: [Laughs] He didn’t delete it! He got a temporary ban. Tell them why, Eddie! Eddie: Because I was on a work trip to Idaho and I tweeted that I could see your fivehead from my office. Richie: And? Eddie: And… because I also tweeted that having big dick energy and just being a big dick weren’t the same thing. And then I tagged you in the tweet. And wrote ‘case in point.’ Richie: And…? Eddie: And I got a temporary ban for targeted harassment, dickwad, you know this. It's a timeless tale. Emmy-nominated comedian browbeats his much maligned, Twitter famous boyfriend into doing a WIRED: Autocomplete Interview. Questions are answered. 'Your mom' jokes are made. Licking is involved. Y'know. Normal stuff.

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