Fics like Cave Survival (or: how the Xuanwu cave could have gone)

"Why," Lan Wangji said each word in sheer agony, "are you not decent?" "My clothes are wet," Wei Wuxian answered. "If I don't take them off, I run the risk of freezing to death. Don't you live up in the mountains? I thought you'd know about the dangers of the cold." "I do." Lan Wangji looked absolutely tortured, staring at the cave wall. "So long as there's a heat source and your clothes are no longer soaking wet, you can put them back on." Wei Wuxian made a face. "But I just got dry. I don't want to put damp pants back on." "Wei Ying!" "Alright, alright, fine! But just the pants." ------------------ An alternate version of the events in the Cave of the Tortoise of Carnage. All the cheesy romantic tropes. All of them. ALL. Basically an excuse to write Lan Wangji panicking and Wei Wuxian being oblivious.

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