Fics like WTF?! My Husband Is Into Vanilla Sex?!!
Wei Ying refuses to accept this! He has lived two lives—two lives! He even died once for this shit, then revived! He motherfucking died! His plump, peach-shaped of an ass deserves better than this! Day five into their married life, and Wei Ying has had to come to terms with the horrifying fact that—that—that his husband is into vanilla sex! Like really, really vanilla sex! Like he has a bottle of lube on hand always, gives you three finger prep and only fucks you in missionary kinda vanilla sex! Or, Wei Ying is tired of having vanilla sex with Lan Zhan, and he seeks to change this (in a way that won't hurt his poor husband's feelings, of course!!!!!!).
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