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Jim made a beeline for the shelves he had browsed earlier, carefully and silently removing several books and stuffing them in his bag. A few shelves over he could hear John doing the same, and when Jim’s bag was full of valuable books he made his way over to his partner. John looked up from where he was crouching on the floor, two books in hand. “I can only fit one more, and I can’t figure out which one is more valuable,” he whispered. Jim rolled his eyes and crouched beside him, squinting in the dark to try to look. “It doesn’t really matter,” he said. “Just pick one to steal, we're going to be rich either way—” “WHAT IN HEAVEN DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” [Two humans attempt to rob Aziraphale's shop. It goes about as well as one would expect]

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