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“the bouncer,” says jeongguk. “he was trying to get this guy to leave and the guy was like, fucking massive! like his shoulders were fucking… i don’t even know, sixty centimeters wide and i was like, oh my god, this bouncer’s about to eat shit but then he went fucking super saiyan and slammed the dude to the ground and then just picked him up and marched him out the door, like without breaking a sweat or anything, and i just want him to punch me in the face. i’m, like… scared and horny.” jimin and taehyung blink at him, slowly. neither of them appears to be following the conversation very well, until the bartender walks by and says, “that’s pretty fucking gay.” (or: jeongguk is straight, yoongi is scary, and everything is not what it seems.)

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