Fics like like walking into a room and forgetting why, but worse

John Mulaney: "I also think it's weird in movies when someone has amnesia and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times they'll be surrounded by friends and family but when they open their eyes they go "who are you?!". Because that's not how you act when you don't recognise somebody. That's very rude. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you'd never know it. I'd wake up and I'd be like ‘Oh, hey man. Hey dude.’ Because that's how you act when you can tell that someone recognises you, and you have no fucking clue who they are!" in which dirk loses his memory, is too polite to mention it, and comes to the (only half incorrect) conclusion that he must be dating todd brotzman

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