Fics like Never Did Run Smooth or Unavoidably Attractive or Whatever

“But you’re not unavoidably attracted to me. You are, so far, the statistical outlier.” “I, well, hold on, hold on just a second.” Todd’s gone even redder. “What about, what about Mona?” “Mona was very tired after all the shenanigans from yesterday and spent the evening as a table and I think in the morning she may have been too absorbed in being a rather fine end table to even notice I was around, really.” It happens, sometimes. Mona gets too deep into the role she’s playing and she forgets the rest of the world exists. Dirk doesn’t mind. Everyone handles things their own way. “So it doesn’t count, she was too busy being mahogany. So it’s something about you.” “There’s nothing about me.” “Don’t be stupid, there’s very much about you, but there’s something specifically about you, today, right now.” Dirk peers at him. “So we’ve got to figure it out, because now that the witch is spookied or whichever Amanda said, and we don’t have a way to figure out how to fix it, so you and I have got to figure out because it would seem temporarily you and I are the only sane ones at the moment.” I sure hope you dig that good old love spell trope type stuff, y'all.

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