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“Grayson! What the hell are you doing?!” Grayson had the nerve to look sheepish, turning toward Damian with a shrug. “Sorry, Dami, I can’t help it! It’s like a reflex. Muscle memory.” “It is not possible to have clown-specific muscle memory!” Or: Dick takes Damian to a haunted house on Halloween, then proceeds to involuntarily deck every clown in sight. Damian naturally uses his newfound knowledge against the entire family. (T for language.)

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