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“He likes you, Hal.” He says, tone gentle, like Hal's going to snap. “We both do.” Hal nods. “And when you say like—" Shut up, shut up, shut up. What's next, what profound stupidity will pour out of his mouth tonight? Do you mean like, or like-like? Jesus H. Christ. “Like-like.” Well, at least Clark said it first. He can't even look him in the eyes. He's too embarrassed on Clark's behalf to, really. “We'd like to invite you—” And now his eyes snap to Clark's, holding his gaze, firm and steady. “Are you asking me for a threesome with Batman?”

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