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“Master Bruce, of all the things I’d ever expected to walk in on—” Alfred began, with great prejudice. “I do hope there’s a good explanation for this.” Bruce, clad in a black bathrobe, looked up from his microscope. A disembodied penis, from its place on the table, raised its head too. They appeared to regard one another then Bruce turned to shake his head at Alfred. “No.” “‘No’?” “No, I don’t have a good explanation.” Alfred paused in thought. “Well.” Bruce is politely poked in the cheek by a flying dick one night. Hijinks, and more worldbuilding than you can shake a dick at, ensue.

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