Fics like today marks 29 years since I kissed a very attractive man in Uberwald and then found out she was a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian

Vetinari is 19 and trying desperately to have his first gay experience while on the Grand Sneer. Margolotta has recently stopped drinking blood and realized that luring maidens back to her castle had been an intricate ritual to touch the skin of other women the entire goddamn time. They are both geschwasted. He pukes on her shoes. This will be the start of a beautiful friendship.

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