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Steve hates Team Game Night. It’s a team building exercise that rose out of hell to torment him for however long he decides to stay on this Earth, and he hates it. And unfortunately for him, he’s the one who came up with it, after a miserable number of Google searches as to what would constitute a good way to instil cohesion and comradery in a group of people (and aliens) who give diverse a new meaning, and put it out there for the team, so if he turns around and declares it’s a stupid idea, well, they (and he means Clint and Tony, mostly) will never let him hear the end of it. Thankfully, board games have been officially banned, after the Great Monopoly Disaster of Three Months Ago, when Natasha landed on one of Tony’s hotels and forked up thousands of dollars to Tony’s shit-eating grin and nice doing business with you, Romanoff, jumped to her feet, started swearing loudly in Russian, capsized the enter table before storming out. But as for the reason why Steve hates Team Game Night, well, it all starts with Never Have I Ever.

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