Fics like a wiser hephaestus, a kinder aphrodite

Tony first meets Diana at an art gallery benefit in Paris. He admits he’s a little tipsy at the time, having already taken a couple of dips into a bottle of champagne. Upon entrance, he’s promptly seized by the curator of the Louvre, who strongarms him into meeting one of the man’s favourite antiquities dealers. Tony goes along, because he’s a little too drunk to kick up too much of a fuss and lets the curator drag him across the function room floor. It’s all in his best interests, though, because when he finally lays his eyes on the antiquity dealer the curator wanted him to meet, he has to practically pick up his jaw from where it’s lying on the ground. “Holy shit,” he blurts out.

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