Fics like a sign undoubtful of a dear england

“Oh, and you got a bit of coverage in the Sandford Citizen,” she added, tossing me a folded newspaper with the headline ‘NEW BLOOD LIVENS UP POLICE?’. “Don’t mind about any bad spelling, no one likes to bring it up since poor old Tim got his head knocked in for it.” I blinked. I confess I hadn’t looked too deeply into the Sandford case when it was still happening, being somewhat distracted at the time by the deep existential malaise that affects everyone who didn’t get their projected A-levels. “Did the attacker carry a big stick?” Better safe than sorry. “Nah,” said Doris. “Got part of the church battlements dropped on ‘im.”

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