Fics like HEY! I'm trying to have a vacation over here!

All Faye really wanted was to sit on the beach, knit socks, and eat ice cream for the next couple decades. It was all going really well until the two twits next door moved in. Could someone please tear out the page of the OED that defines 'subtle' and staple it to Grant's head? “Steve says you're a friend of his.” Tony observed. “He's delusional. He dented my house with his damn shield. I hate him. He's an asshole. I'm only here because humans make a horrible mess when they bleed. If his alleged dogs don't stop bothering my cat, I'm going to let the cat EAT THEM.”

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