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On Friday, Clint comes back to the tower from an op in Cairo. He eats two tuna sandwiches. After that, he takes a shower. Then, since he doesn’t have anything better to do, he finally decides to do something about the strange dick in his pants. Okay, yeah. That sounds bad.

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