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Jamie was so boggled by this statement that he just sat there, gawping, for a full thirty seconds, while Malcolm’s expression became progressively more confused. Eventually, he looked as though he’d just witnessed someone trying to do something inappropriate involving a pool noodle and insufficient quantities of anal lubricant.

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