Fics like Technically, he is a fucking shapeshifter

Malcolm's a vampire. Jamie's not. No one is sparkly. Everyone is swear-y. This first appeared on tumblr, where my username is the same. You may have already read this. And in my defence, the file name for this is 'This is ridiculous'.

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