Fics like the fewer good friends someone has, the closer they usually are

"Hello?" Hijikata says. The voice that comes out of the phone is slightly tinny but distinctively smooth. "Is this Shinsengumi Vice-Commander Hijikata Toushiro?" Hijikata's mystery caller asks. "Yeah," Hijikata says. "Who is this?" "I'd like to set an appointment." The person on the other end of the line says. "8 o'clock, Saturday evening. I'll text you the address." "Sorry?" Hijikata frowns, taking the phone away from his ear to check the caller ID- Unknown, as he had seen when he had picked up the phone. "Who the hell is this?" "It's about Sakata Gintoki." The voice says. "8 o'clock. Don't be late." The dial tone sounds as they hang up. Hijikata glares at his phone. "What the hell was that?" He mutters. -- Or: If you want to date Sakata Gintoki, you might have to deal with a few other Joi Rebel idiots first. Or #2: Katsura, Sakamoto, and Takasugi all give Hijikata the shovel talk. In their own unique ways.

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