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"A one-way call isn't invisible, Otacon. I can still see that you're listening. Although," Snake's voice lowered to a hum as it drifted out of Hal's speakers. "I don't mind having a spectator. Makes things more interesting, don't cha think?" An alternate take on the infamous "pinup girl call" from MGS2.

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