Fics like walking arm in arm, you hope it don't get harmed

"He didn’t have any illusions that acceptance alone would cement his place in the Evil League of Evil. He’d have to do well at his new missions, or he’d be quickly, quietly disposed of. If anything, his rite of acceptance into the Evil League of Evil would only increase in intensity. He’d have to top the stunt that put him here, and then top it again. His brain, usually so clear (he blames this on the alcohol) stutters, restarts, and then mutters sibilantly, “You’ll need to do worse than murder.” When Billy realizes that the Evil League of Evil want him to do even worse things than the murder that made him (in)famous, he drops out. You don't drop out of the League- it's just not done. Bad Horse wants him dead, and now he's got the worst of the worst on his tail. He escapes into the desert, where he reaches the strangest place he's ever been. The voice on the radio tells him, "Welcome to Night Vale." Meanwhile, Carlos is missing. Cecil thinks he's just retreated into his lab to wrestle with another impossible Night Vale phenomenon, when he finds Carlos' note: he's been taken for re-education by the sheriff's secret police. Somehow, Cecil has to get Carlos back before it's too late.

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