Fics like Drop Your Pants: A Lost Sacrilege! Bit

I was recently reminded of the existence of this bit of silliness, and was astonished to discover it is not actually lost! Thanks to @titconao3 for offering their archival copy and to Tumblerians @rittersport and @tzikeh for their help in locating it on the Wayback Machine. Enjoy this very silly, very short, not-part-of-the-real-story-arc bit. This story is reproduced just as it originally appeared on Sacrilege!, with Cress's editorial note and introduction. It dates, probably, from the very late 1990s. Enjoy!

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