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“My Lady, please let me introduce myself… My name is Klyde Schnell…” The cripple gave her a flourishing bow as he introduced himself. His head bobbed slightly; the beak of the helmet almost hitting a rotten plank on the dock. The action comically made him look like a metal woodpecker trying to peck into a tree. Kerillian couldn’t help but snort in amusement. The cripple righted himself. “ I work as a cook for the Red Moon Inn and would like to acquire perches of your doe-” before he could finish the Fishmonger abruptly cut him off “Oi! What did I tell yah’ you fucken’ cripple! Yah’ can’t come around here anymore! Get lost! I ain’t selling yah’ nothing yah’ hear!” He removed the rusty butcher's cleaver from the table and brandished the the cleaver at the cripple. “And yah’ trying to steal my customer yea’ son of ah’ whore! I’m gonna cut off your legs and arms and-” Kerillian was really getting tired of this fat idiot’s blathering… With a quick motion without even looking, she unsheathed her short sword and sliced through the rusty cleaver like a hot knife through butter, and sliced off the his stringy mustache handles, and the stands fluttered on to the table. The broken blade went flying....

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