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"The dress was so slim, so constricting that the fur of his chest (that he’d groomed and fluffed just for this) gained even more elevation. The bodice was so tight that when he’d practiced his seductive voice, he’d wheezed around the words (something else he’d had to work on, he’d unfortunately found). The only decent thing was that the dress showcased curves where he’d had hoped it would, that being his hips. His ears, which he’d styled precariously over his face like faux bangs" "The Road Runner had been waiting all day. Running, stopping, and waiting, allowing his head to swivel around the entirety of the open desert space, just to see him, his excitement and his hope dwindling every time he came up short because nothing had come of it. There was no birdseed, no trap, not even a little hint of Wile E. He was starting to grow frustrated. Impatient and lonely. Or- Wile E. uses his feminine wiles to seduce male coyotes to catch the Road Runner for him. Road Runner grows weary in his absence and goes to search for him. What he finds brings on jealousy.

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