Fics like I don't wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans (alright)

'Right. And Christ, I know you're 'busy'–' and Greg flexes his index fingers to emphasise the inverted commas, '–with your band, a likely story, but. Well. I could have anyone,' Greg snaps. 'People throw themselves at me. But no, I'm stuck fucking you, when your stupid pissing calendar has a fucking free half hour.' Alex nods up at him, wide-eyed. 'How's that fair, do you think?' Greg says, sweetly. 'Nobody else gives you what you need like I do, do they?' (I'll fuck you up, mate. Understand those maths?)

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