Fics like The Cake Fitting

Aziraphale has baked cakes for every occasion imaginable. He considers himself unshockable. Then Anathema Device commissions a five-tier chocolate-and-raspberry masterpiece with one very specific requirement: it needs to be hollow, for the stripper. When Crowley arrives for the fitting—tall, leather-clad, and entirely too pleased with himself—Aziraphale discovers he has limits after all. Especially when the man in question is meant to climb out of his carefully engineered structural void in front of thirty screaming hens. Aziraphale stays to monitor the cake’s integrity. He is not watching Crowley. He is certainly not noticing the gold paint, the long lines of his body, or the way those amber eyes keep finding his across the room. Professional interest, that’s all. (Until it isn’t)

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