Fics like Ares Gets a Timeout

When a petty border dispute between Athena and Ares threatens to tear the Olympian throne room apart, Hestia steps in with the ultimate peacekeeping tool: a mandatory, weapon-free "hearth timeout." But stripping the God of War of his weapons reveals a catastrophic secret. Armed with bottomless pocket enchantments courtesy of a highly regretful Hermes, Ares is forced to empty a literal mountain of contraband, stolen artifacts, illegal explosives, and live poultry onto the sacred floor. Just as the twelve Olympians think the humiliation is over, a mysterious ticking sound triggers a palace-wide panic—leading to a hyper-realistic, wildly chaotic family disaster that no one on Olympus will ever let Ares live down.

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