Fics like Someone's gotta make that old man moan

Saw a post on Tumblr talking about Surgeon's spine being sensitive, and I haven't been normal about it. Very short oneshot, literally just wingplay and wireplay because I'm tired, but I really wanted to write some smut with these two. Set ambiguously sometime after ending A, in an alternate universe where the Surgeon moves to the surface. If you see any mistakes, no you didn't.

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