Fics like (Pretending to be a) Responsible Adult

“Did Colt tell you to get this, or did you really buy a bear for someone you’ve never met before?” “It… made sense at the time.” When Tom answers Colt’s phone, he expects to gain a little blackmail material. Instead, he abandons filming, acquires an enormous teddy bear, and discovers that Colt has been hiding a technically identical (significantly cuter) twin. Or: The one where Tom steals Colt’s phone, discovers he has a much hotter twin, and decides this will be a great story to tell at their eventual wedding. This totally counts as a first date, right? Right!

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