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“It’s an alien drug. Some planet I don’t wanna talk about used it to win an intergalactic war. It is unbelievably easy to defeat people when they’re too busy having sex to notice the bombs dropping over their heads,” Hal tells you, simultaneously too close and too far away. “It’s meant to make people so concupiscent—” “I feel like I’m dying,” you interrupt. “Would you please just say it makes you horny?” “I wanted to get right to the point, but where’s the fun in that?” . You and Hal are dosed with an alien sex drug.

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