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"It wasn't even good sex, usually!" Qinghua continued, because he was apparently trying on purpose to give Mobei-jun the worst headache he'd had in months. "Why not?" Mobei-jun croaked before he could think better of it. "Oh, the first three times you have sex with someone don't count," Qinghua said casually. He wasn't even flustered. "It's always shit, right? You're just learning each other at that point, it's like calibrating a printer. If you only do it with someone once it's going to be terrible, guaranteed." Mobei-jun calibrates a printer.

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