Fics like Blackmail is my Love Language

“What the fuck.” Is Danny’s only response as he stares dubiously up at the helmeted man in front of him. Red Hood. The Crime Lord of Crime Alley. Needs a fake girlfriend to act as bait for his rival crime lords because several of them aren’t falling for his traps anymore. It also just so happens that a woman named Miss Nightingale is incredibly pretty, hot to trot single, and not at all real except for a few forged documents and several singing gigs. Danny cannot believe his fucking ears. “You’re asking me to be your pretend girlfriend?” “No, I’m telling you.” Red Hood informs him from where he’s had his feet propped up on the table for the last twenty minutes. Otherwise known as: Red Hood blackmails a shapeshifter in Gotham into being his fake girlfriend.

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