Fics like you have one (1) voicemail from: the past

"Dick. Dick. The house and I have come to a standstill. The cupboard tried biting my arm off when I reached in but I– I found something. I found its weakness. It's this– stupid plush thing that I didn't even know existed, tucked far away in the same cupboard that tried to eat me. It hasn't done anything since I got the fucking thing but I know it's waiting. I'm going to fucking win this." – 18/02/24, 6:10am "Steph I just fought with my fridge and won. I think my hostage plan is working." – 18/02/24, 7:42pm Jason vs the World's Shittest Apartment, told through a series of increasingly concerning voicemails, text messages, tweets and bat-coms recordings. Ft. The ghost of christmas past, the world's most emotionally constipated family and one really bad month.

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