Fics like What’s In My Bag: Rebuttal Edition

"Item seven. My car keys. Shane thinks he hid them in his Bottega tote to test me. He does not know that I found them three days ago, took them back, and replaced them with a smooth river rock of identical weight." He leans in close to the lens, whispering with an amused chuckle, "He has been carrying a five pound stone around Ottawa for seventy two hours thinking it is my car keys. He thinks he is the smart one in our marriage. It is adorable." OR An 18 minute masterclass in how to terrorize your NHL husband through light felony theft, strategic lemon usage, and a river rock while inadvertently revealing you are down catastrophically bad for him. PS: Definitely check out Shane's "What's In My Bag?" first if you haven't! Ilya's entire video is basically one huge petty payback mission, and the jokes hit so much harder when you know what Shane said first. Trust me, you don't want to miss the full context behind the five pound rock situation!

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