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There were ants in the apartment. Jemaine first discovered them one rainy morning in the kitchen, mounting what appeared to be a full-scale invasion on Bret's half-eaten free sandwich. They cleared out all of the food they could afford to get rid of, which wasn't much, and Bret, feeling responsible for leading the ants in in the first place, tentatively began peeling them off of the countertop with strips of sellotape. He winced every time the tiny, still-flailing black bodies came up on the tape, his face a grimace of horror and regret. Jemaine noticed.

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