Fics like Free Couples Therapy, Unfortunately Cursed

It takes precisely four minutes for them to test the limits of the curse. During which Sanji says, “I want to snap your kneecaps with love,” and Zoro responds, “You smell like regret and it makes me insane.” “Okay, so we definitely can’t lie,” Sanji says, pacing now. “We’re trapped in some kind of horrifying heart-to-heart nightmare with zero verbal filter and no way out.” “It’s like a slumber party,” Zoro mutters. “And you’re the pillow I’d smother myself with.” “Stop talking.” “I can’t,” Sanji wails. And then they both yell at the same time: “THIS IS YOUR FAULT.” In which a cursed temple forces Zoro and Sanji to say exactly what they’re thinking, which would be considerably less disastrous if either of them had ever had a normal thought about the other.

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