Fics like John Lennon Wishes Everyone a Happy X(xx)mas!

Surely, surely Cynthia can trust John with something as simple and straightforward as sending their Christmas cards. “Happy Xmas! Hope you & your family are all having a jolly good time back in ol’ Liddypool. Give Mimi a kiss for us if you see her — on the CHEEK, mind, ye filthy animal… From John, Cynthia & Julian.” Maybe not. -- Fill for this kinkmeme prompt: John decides to enclose a cheeky holiday-themed dick pic inside his Christmas cards for all of the fellow Beatles and the core Beatles-adjacent people. The fic takes us through how each recipient reacts upon opening the card and seeing the photo.

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