Fics like The Hoard Requires Breakfast

This morning, Childe’s entire torso is trapped under something warm and ridged. Something that smells like petrichor and caverns and territorial warnings, and sounds vaguely like a volcano snoring. “...Zhongli?” he tries, very gently. “Darling? Handsomest little pamphlet folder in all of Liyue?” Nothing. Again. Zhongli has transformed into his dragon form, and is curled around Childe like a living, breathing weighted blanket. He shifts, experimentally. One leg twitches. A claw tightens. A growl rumbles, like a volcano considering its options. Childe stills. In which Childe wakes up trapped beneath several tons of ancient dragon, discovers Zhongli has sleep-shifted again, and learns that breakfast ranks considerably lower than hoarding one’s boyfriend.

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