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“It's the same ketchup, Trinity. ” “It is not the same ketchup, this is the store brand, the store brand is an insult to the concept of ketchup-” ”It has literally the same ingredients-” ”I don't care what the label says, I can taste corporate cost-cutting-” Trinity puts the store brand bottle back on the shelf with theatrical disgust and grabs the name brand instead, dropping it into the cart like she's rescuing it from a burning building. “Are you guys married?” Or, while arguing about groceries, Victoria and Trinity are mistaken for a couple by a little kid. They both spiral about it, and both decide to ask Dennis, of all people, for advice, separately. As you can guess, it goes horribly wrong before it gets better.

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