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[11:02]: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT CALL HARWIN!!!!! [11:02]: i arranged a fix for your little problem just as promised [11:03]: a nice lady named alicent is coming over tonight for something called the ‘girlfriend experience’ [15:20]: DONT CALL HIM In an attempt to keep his cousin from getting back together with her ex, Laenor hires a sex worker to keep Rhaenyra occupied during her rut. Enter Alicent, a vampire who knows exactly how to handle a needy werewolf. But what starts as a pleasant distraction soon leaves Rhaenyra struggling to tell what’s real and what’s pretend.

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