Fics like God, Damn

Kwon Jiyong goes on a solo trip, visits a forgotten mountain shrine, and makes what is objectively the worst decision of his life. "Dear God. I'm single as fuck. Life's boring, dating sucks, and if I have to sit through one more awkward talking stage, I might actually lose my mind." He paused thoughtfully before adding, "So if you're real, please grant me the best sex ever." The shrine remained silent. Jiyong nodded as though that was a reasonable response. "No, actually, let's aim higher. I want legendary sex. Historical sex. The kind people write poetry about centuries later." Unfortunately for him, the god is listening. Now an ancient deity has appeared in his hotel room insisting that prayers are legally binding contracts, and Jiyong is apparently owed one (1) divine miracle whether he wants it or not. Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for.

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