Fics like Too Sweet For Me

'WANTED: Fake boyfriend for family wedding. £500 cash and I’ll pay for a new suit. My bitch cousin is getting married and I want to pull focus. Do you want to spend a day drinking champagne and eating expensive food? Are you physically remarkable in some way? Got a lot of tattoos or piercings? Crazy hair? Need to be otherwise normal so my family can’t complain. NO TIME WASTERS!' I AM A MAN, DON’T APPLY EXPECTING A GIRL. I’M AN ADULT MAN LOOKING FOR A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR A WEDDING. YES I KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS. Or Lyonel wants to ruin his cousins wedding and seeks a fake boyfriend to pull focus from the bride. In walks all seven glorious feet of Dunk. Surely this won't get complicated, it's just a job, right?

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