Fics like Someday you will find me (caught beneath a landslide)

“They aren’t saying you’re fucking,” Jobe barges on, as if that was the point, “they’re saying you’ve fucked.” “We have not.” “You walked across half the pitch just to pinch the man’s waist, Judy.” That’s because football is the fucking gayest sport in the world, he wants to scream, heterosexual men slobbering all over each other and raging and crying in this twisted paradox of a game that’s supposed to be peak masculinity, apex predator type shit, but we get to cry and scream over a winning goal or a narrow loss and not over people dying and stuff—and climb all over each other—you stupid and naive little boy literally getting paid to ogle a man move across the pitch and to respond to those movements, to match them in rhythm, thinking I don’t know what it’s like to feel a hard dick pushing up against you but like it’s not gay it’s just adrenaline because you just won us the damn league you gorgeous amazing man you. The irony is not lost on him. Neither is his hypocrisy, but Jude thinks he’ll just have to make his peace with that. There's nothing lukewarm about his thoughts when it comes to Haaland, not since Jude’s first day at Dortmund.

Fics like Someday you will find me (caught beneath a landslide)

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