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During initiation, the older Threshecutioners told you tales about how Her Imperious Condescension (may she ever swim in glory) would test them during guard duty with will all sorts of flirting, usually black. Never take the bait, they warned you, because even if she does take a mere Threshie as a playmate, she usually breaks her toys. That did not prepare you for her singling you out. It sure as hell didn’t prepare you for how.

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