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"No," Rocky said later. "Rocky not lie for the history books. If Grace kill self doing stupid shit like this, Rocky make sure everybody Erid know. Rocky build probe to send to Earth to tell all humanity: Dr Grace die from stupid preventable accident. Grace save Earth but turn out too stupid to live. Sad sad sad. Wait, if Grace die like this, Rocky WILL lie and tell everybody he die on toilet like Elvis. Earth will put this on Grace Wikipedia forever, because Grace not around to correct Rocky." “Okay,” I said. “I think I’m… appropriately embarrassed already.” . Grace makes a classic cleaning blunder on the way to Erid. Or, How to Accidentally Gas Yourself for Fun and Profit.

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